I wish I could do that

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When you see your pal’s dog sniffing a butt and you say, "I wish I could do that," and your pal says, "You can, but you’ll probably end up with a face full of poop."
My cousin’s dog sniffed a stranger’s butt and I said, "I wish I could do that," and he said, "You can, but you’ll get a face full of poop."
I saw my neighbor’s dog sniff a guy’s butt and said, "I wish I could do that," and he said, "You can, but you’ll get a face full of poop."
My brother’s dog sniffed a girl’s butt and I said, "I wish I could do that," and he said, "You can, but you’ll get a face full of poop."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you see a dog eating a sock and you say, "I wish I could do that," and your friend says, "You can, but you might end up with a sock in your stomach."
My dog ate a sock and I said, "I wish I could do that," and my friend said, "You can, but you might end up with a sock in your stomach."
I saw my brother’s dog eat a sock and said, "I wish I could do that," and he said, "You can, but you might end up with a sock in your stomach."
My neighbor’s dog ate a sock and I said, "I wish I could do that," and my friend said, "You can, but you might end up with a sock in your stomach."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you see a dog sniffing a butt and you say, "I wish I could do that," and your friend says, "You can, but you might end up with a butt full of dog snot."
My dog sniffed a butt and I said, "I wish I could do that," and my friend said, "You can, but you might end up with a butt full of dog snot."
I saw my neighbor’s dog sniff a butt and said, "I wish I could do that," and my friend said, "You can, but you might end up with a butt full of dog snot."
My brother’s dog sniffed a butt and I said, "I wish I could do that," and he said, "You can, but you might end up with a butt full of dog snot."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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