I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

What you yell when you’re too scared to talk to someone and your brain decides to throw insults at you instead.

I said this when my crush asked me to the school dance and I didn’t know what to say.

I screamed it at my friend when he asked me out and I thought I’d faint.

I yelled it at my mom when she caught me texting my crush during church.