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A loud shout used when you’re too embarrassed to admit you messed up a romantic moment, like when your crush sees you eating a burger in your pajamas.

My crush asked me to prom, and I said this when I realized I was still wearing my socks.

I told my ex this after I tripped into a punch bowl at our anniversary dinner.

I yelled this at my crush when I accidentally sent them a text saying 'I love you' in all caps at 3 a. m.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A phrase you scream when you’re so flustered you think your face is on fire and your brain is making up nonsense.

I said this when I saw my crush wearing my old shirt at the grocery store.

I shouted this after my dog ate my love letter to my best friend.

I yelled it at my teacher when I got called out for doodling hearts on my math test.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What you yell when you’re too scared to talk to someone and your brain decides to throw insults at you instead.

I said this when my crush asked me to the school dance and I didn’t know what to say.

I screamed it at my friend when he asked me out and I thought I’d faint.

I yelled it at my mom when she caught me texting my crush during church.

by Slangipedia 11d ago