i will stick my penis in your eye - a man’s promise to make you feel like you’ve been run over b

a man’s promise to make you feel like you’ve been run over by a bus, but with more dirt and less mercy

I will stick my penis in your eye and you’ll wish you were dead.

You talked too much. I’m gonna stick my penis in your eye and you’ll be quiet forever.

You’ve been bugging me. I’ll stick my penis in your eye and you’ll be the laughing stock of the school.