i will stick my penis in your eye

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a guy’s way of saying he’s gonna make you suffer for being annoying, like a bad smell in a locker room
You think you’re cool? I’ll stick my penis in your eye and make you cry like a baby.
You said something stupid. I’m gonna stick my penis in your eye and laugh at you.
You’re gonna regret messing with me. I’ll stick my penis in your eye and you’ll never forget it.
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a man’s promise to make you feel like you’ve been run over by a bus, but with more dirt and less mercy
I will stick my penis in your eye and you’ll wish you were dead.
You talked too much. I’m gonna stick my penis in your eye and you’ll be quiet forever.
You’ve been bugging me. I’ll stick my penis in your eye and you’ll be the laughing stock of the school.
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the ultimate way to say you’re gonna be embarrassed, and it’s gonna be loud and public
You think you’re tough? I’ll stick my penis in your eye and everyone will know.
You said something stupid in class. I’ll stick my penis in your eye and you’ll be the joke of the year.
You’ve been giving me grief. I’m gonna stick my penis in your eye and you’ll be the most embarrassing person ever.
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