i will not worship lord elmo - I will not let Elmo brainwash me. I’ve seen what he does to

I will not let Elmo brainwash me. I’ve seen what he does to kids. He makes them cry happy tears. That’s not a good look.

Elmo is not my savior. He's just a big, red, overrated puppet with a bad hair day.

I'm not going to be one of those kids who thinks Elmo is the best thing since sliced bread. I know what sliced bread is.