Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I refuse to bow down to the holy mess of Elmo. No way. I'd rather eat my feelings than let him turn me into a soft, pink, brainless zombie.

I'm not going to kneel to Elmo like some stupid disciple. I've got dignity and a snack bag.

Elmo can't make me a follower. I've got more pride than a hot dog at a picnic.

2

I will not let Elmo brainwash me. I’ve seen what he does to kids. He makes them cry happy tears. That’s not a good look.

Elmo is not my savior. He's just a big, red, overrated puppet with a bad hair day.

I'm not going to be one of those kids who thinks Elmo is the best thing since sliced bread. I know what sliced bread is.

3

I will not be a follower of Elmo. I’ve got my own personality. I’m not going to be turned into a pink, loud, smiley monster.

Elmo can’t make me one of his silly little disciples. I’ve got more grit than a crumpled up snack wrapper.

I’m not going to let Elmo take over my brain. I’ve got my own thoughts and a full stomach.