i will kick you in the eyebrow - a loud and stupid threat you yell when you're angry and you

a loud and stupid threat you yell when you're angry and you want to scare someone but also make them laugh.

I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't stop stealing my snacks.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then take your lunch money.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then dance in your face.