i will kick you in the eyebrow

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a promise you make when you're angry and want everyone to know you're not just mad, you're also a little bit ridiculous.

I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't stop making fun of my haircut.

I will kick you in the eyebrow right in front of my mom.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then eat my lunch in your face.

a wild threat you use when you're mad and you want to sound tough even though you're probably just mad because you spilled your cereal.

I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't stop talking about my bad singing.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then tell my teacher on you.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then sit on your face.

a crazy way to say you're going to beat someone up but also want to be funny and maybe a little bit proud of yourself.

I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't stop making fun of my video game skills.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then eat your snack.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then say I'm the best at everything.

a loud and stupid threat you yell when you're angry and you want to scare someone but also make them laugh.

I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't stop stealing my snacks.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then take your lunch money.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then dance in your face.

a funny and stupid promise you make when you're angry and you want to sound big but also know you're not really that tough.

I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't stop making fun of my spelling test.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then sit on your desk.

I will kick you in the eyebrow and then say you're the weakest link.