i will in me fuck
You're asking me to do something stupid. I'm telling you I won't do it. And if I do it's because you're the worst person ever.
You: 'Will you stop texting during class?' Me: 'I will in me fuck.'
Friend: 'Are you gonna come to the party?' Me: 'I will in me fuck.'
Teacher: 'Will you stop talking?' Me: 'I will in me fuck.'