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I swear on my dead grandma that I will not do what you want. And if I do it's because you made me so mad I lost my mind.
You: 'Will you finally clean your room?' Me: 'I will in me fuck.'
Bro: 'Are you gonna help me move?' Me: 'I will in me fuck.'
Mom: 'Are you gonna do your homework?' Me: 'I will in me fuck.'