I will in me bollix - You're given a job, but you're too full of nonsense to do it

You're given a job, but you're too full of nonsense to do it.

My dad told me to wash the car. I said I'd rather be a dragon.

My teacher asked me to write an essay. I said I'd rather be a rock.

My friend told me to come to the game. I said I'd rather be a ghost.