I will in me bollix

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You get asked to do something, but you'd rather stab a goat with a fork than do it.

My mom said I had to clean my room. I'd rather eat a sock.

My teacher asked me to do the homework. I said I'd rather die.

My friend told me to help him move. I said I'd rather wrestle a chicken.

You're given a task, but you're too full of hate to even think about doing it.

My dad told me to mow the lawn. I said I'd rather be buried in a pile of dirt.

My boss asked me to work late. I said I'd rather be a flamingo.

My sister asked me to feed the dog. I said I'd rather eat the dog.

You're asked to do something, but you're too busy being a pain in the ass to do it.

My teacher asked me to do the test. I said I'd rather take a nap.

My friend told me to come to the party. I said I'd rather be a ghost.

My brother asked me to help him with math. I said I'd rather take a bullet.

You're given a job, but you're too full of nonsense to do it.

My dad told me to wash the car. I said I'd rather be a dragon.

My teacher asked me to write an essay. I said I'd rather be a rock.

My friend told me to come to the game. I said I'd rather be a ghost.

You're asked to do something, but you're too busy being a waste of time to do it.

My mom told me to do my homework. I said I'd rather be a zombie.

My teacher asked me to do the project. I said I'd rather be a banana.

My brother told me to come to the party. I said I'd rather be a ghost.