I will in me bollix - You get asked to do something, but you'd rather stab a goat

You get asked to do something, but you'd rather stab a goat with a fork than do it.

My mom said I had to clean my room. I'd rather eat a sock.

My teacher asked me to do the homework. I said I'd rather die.

My friend told me to help him move. I said I'd rather wrestle a chicken.