I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.
A woman so hot she could make a dog forget how to sniff a bone and start licking her butt instead.
I’d eat a mile of her poop just to see what kind of magic makes her ass look like that.
If I had to choose between death and eating a mile of her crap, I’d pick the crap.
Her butt is so good I’d eat a mile of her poop just to get a free snack.