I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

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A woman so hot she could make a dog forget how to sniff a bone and start licking her butt instead.

I’d eat a mile of her poop just to see what kind of magic makes her ass look like that.

If I had to choose between death and eating a mile of her crap, I’d pick the crap.

Her butt is so good I’d eat a mile of her poop just to get a free snack.

A woman so fine, she could make a pig blush and start eating her butt for compliments.

I’d eat a mile of her crap just to get a glimpse of her ass.

If she offered me a mile of her poop, I’d take it and eat it in front of everyone.

Her butt is so good I’d swallow a mile of her poop just to see if it tastes like heaven.

A woman so good-looking, she could make a donkey forget how to bray and start eating her butt.

I’d eat a mile of her crap just to get a taste of her ass.

If she offered me a mile of her poop, I’d eat it and thank her for the compliment.

Her butt is so good, I’d eat a mile of her crap just to get a free snack.