I will be sick on Monday - A ridiculous excuse to skip school or work because you’re to

A ridiculous excuse to skip school or work because you’re too lazy to admit you’re just tired.

I will be sick on Monday because I ate 10 pizzas and my stomach is rebelling against me.

I will be sick on Monday because I got hit by a bus… or maybe I just fell asleep on the sidewalk.

I will be sick on Monday because I tried to talk to my crush and now my brain is broken.