I went to the ocean once - A story you tell to cover up the fact that you cried when yo

A story you tell to cover up the fact that you cried when you saw a crab.

I went to the ocean once. I cried when I saw a crab and ran away like a scared kid.

I went to the ocean once. I saw a crab and cried so hard my face turned red.

I went to the ocean once. I saw a crab and cried so much I got a tissue from my dad.