i went to amsterdam without you
This is when you're a fag who went to Amsterdam with your ‘girlfriend’ and got so jealous of your ‘worst enemy’ that you peed your pants in a coffee shop.
I went to Amsterdam with my girlfriend, but I got so jealous of my worst enemy that I peed my pants in a coffee shop.
I went to Amsterdam with my girlfriend, but I was jealous of my arch-nemesis and peed my pants.
I went to Amsterdam with my girlfriend, and I got so jealous of my arch-nemesis that I peed my pants in a coffee shop.