i went to amsterdam without you

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This is when you're a sneaky fag who took your ‘girlfriend’ to Amsterdam, but you were so heartbroken over your ‘arch-nemesis’ that you cried in a canal. You’re a weak, sad, faggot.

I went to Amsterdam with my girlfriend, but I was thinking about my mortal enemy the whole time. I even cried in a canal. I'm a fag.

I took my girlfriend to Amsterdam, but my arch-nemesis was on my mind. I’m a sad fag.

I went to Amsterdam with my girlfriend, but my arch-nemesis was on my mind. I’m a faggot who cried in a canal.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

This is when you're a fag who went to Amsterdam with your ‘girlfriend’ and got so jealous of your ‘worst enemy’ that you peed your pants in a coffee shop.

I went to Amsterdam with my girlfriend, but I got so jealous of my worst enemy that I peed my pants in a coffee shop.

I went to Amsterdam with my girlfriend, but I was jealous of my arch-nemesis and peed my pants.

I went to Amsterdam with my girlfriend, and I got so jealous of my arch-nemesis that I peed my pants in a coffee shop.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

This is when you went to Amsterdam with your ‘girlfriend’ but you were too busy thinking about your ‘arch-nemesis’ to even eat your fries.

I went to Amsterdam with my girlfriend, but I was too busy thinking about my arch-nemesis to eat my fries.

I went to Amsterdam with my girlfriend, but I forgot to eat my fries because I was thinking about my arch-nemesis.

I went to Amsterdam with my girlfriend, but I didn’t eat my fries because I was thinking about my arch-nemesis.

by Slangipedia 2d ago