i watch it for the plot
what you say when you’re actually watching something just so you can pretend you care about something other than your own dumb problems.
I watch it for the plot. Not because I’m too busy crying about my own problems.
Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that I don’t want to face my bills.
Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that it’s easier than thinking about my life.
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