i watch it for the plot

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the lie you tell yourself when you’re actually watching something because you want to see boobs bouncing in your face like a damn buffet.
Bro, I watch it for the plot. Not the fact that every scene is a front for a breast flex.
I swear I only watch this show for the story. Not the fact that the main character’s shirt is always falling off.
Plot? Pfft. I watch it for the plot. And the fact that every time she walks in, my brain short circuits.
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what you say when you’re really watching something because you’re desperate for a distraction from your own sad life.
I watch it for the plot. Not because I’m too broke to get a life.
Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that the characters are more interesting than my ex.
Plot? Yeah, I watch it for the plot. And the fact that it’s easier than dealing with my mom.
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the reason you tell people when you’re really just watching something because it’s the only thing that doesn’t make you feel like a complete failure.
I watch it for the plot. Not because I have no life and I’m too lazy to get one.
Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that I don’t have to think about my job.
Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that it’s better than my reality.
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what you say when you’re actually watching something just so you can pretend you care about something other than your own dumb problems.
I watch it for the plot. Not because I’m too busy crying about my own problems.
Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that I don’t want to face my bills.
Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that it’s easier than thinking about my life.
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the story you tell yourself when you’re really just watching something because you can’t handle the thought of being single.
I watch it for the plot. Not because I miss my ex and I’m too scared to admit it.
Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that I wish someone would ask me out.
Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that I’m lonely and I don’t know what to do about it.
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the reason you give when you’re actually watching something because you can’t handle the fact that you have no idea what’s going on in your own life.
I watch it for the plot. Not because I can’t figure out my own life.
Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that I don’t have a clue what’s going on.
Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that I’m too busy being confused.
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