I waste him with my crossbow
Bob says this when he turns an NPC into a pancake with his crossbow. It’s like getting run over by a donkey wearing a tutu.
Bob: 'I waste him with my crossbow!' The poor knight was flat like a pancake.
Bob wasted a goblin with his crossbow. The goblin looked like a smashed pretzel.
Bob said it to a knight who was just about to win the battle. The knight was now just a mess on the ground.
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