I waste him with my crossbow

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Bob says this when he shoots some poor NPC with his crossbow and makes them cry. It’s like giving a kid a pop quiz when they haven’t studied.

Bob: 'I waste him with my crossbow!' The poor guy screamed like a baby.

Bob shot a dragon in the face. 'I waste him with my crossbow!' The dragon cried.

Bob said it to a knight who just finished his breakfast. The knight had no idea what hit him.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Bob uses this phrase when he pokes an NPC so hard with his crossbow they probably won’t be coming back. It’s like getting a black eye from a sandwich.

Bob yelled, 'I waste him with my crossbow!' The guy looked like he got hit by a bag of bricks.

Bob wasted a wizard with his crossbow. The wizard tried to cast a spell but just fell over.

Bob said it to a merchant who was about to sell him a loaf of bread. The merchant ran away crying.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Bob says this when he turns an NPC into a pancake with his crossbow. It’s like getting run over by a donkey wearing a tutu.

Bob: 'I waste him with my crossbow!' The poor knight was flat like a pancake.

Bob wasted a goblin with his crossbow. The goblin looked like a smashed pretzel.

Bob said it to a knight who was just about to win the battle. The knight was now just a mess on the ground.

by Slangipedia 11d ago