I wasn't even there
I wasn’t even there. I was doing something way better than being there.
I was playing video games. I said I wasn’t even there. My brother said I was there and I was just distracted.
I was eating pizza. I said I wasn’t even there. My friend said I was there and I was just obsessed with food.
I was watching TV. I said I wasn’t even there. My mom said I was there and I was just being lazy.
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