I wasn't even there

My mom called me during the final exam. I said I wasn’t even there.

I missed the whole argument. I said I wasn’t even there. My brother laughed and said I was a ghost.

The teacher asked why I didn’t do the homework. I said I wasn’t even there. She said I was there and I just didn’t care.

My friend started a fight in the cafeteria. I said I wasn’t even there. He said I was hiding behind the soda machine.

I didn’t know the dog ran away. I said I wasn’t even there. My neighbor said I was there and I just didn’t notice.

My sister said I didn’t help with the chores. I said I wasn’t even there. She said I was there and I was just being a brat.

I didn’t hear the alarm clock. I said I wasn’t even there. My mom said I was there and I just didn’t want to wake up.

I didn’t know the dog barked all night. I said I wasn’t even there. My dad said I was there and I just didn’t care.

I missed the whole concert. I said I wasn’t even there. My friend said I was there and I just fell asleep.

I was playing video games. I said I wasn’t even there. My brother said I was there and I was just distracted.

I was eating pizza. I said I wasn’t even there. My friend said I was there and I was just obsessed with food.

I was watching TV. I said I wasn’t even there. My mom said I was there and I was just being lazy.

I wasn’t even there during the big fight. I said that and my brother said I was a coward.

I didn’t know about the lost dog. I said I wasn’t even there. My neighbor said I was there and I was just being clueless.

I missed the whole meeting. I said I wasn’t even there. My boss said I was there and I was just being a pain.

I was playing Fortnite. I said I wasn’t even there. My friend said I was there and I was just distracted.

I was eating ice cream. I said I wasn’t even there. My sister said I was there and I was just being a mess.

I was winning the game. I said I wasn’t even there. My brother said I was there and I was just being awesome.