I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys
I was fucking every woman I saw, but I was a mess. I’ve figured it out now, just pick one and don’t be a total waste of time and energy.
I had sex with my coworker, my boss, and my mom, and now I’m too tired to feel proud.
I dated all my friends’ girlfriends and now I’m the worst friend ever.
I had a one-night stand with every girl in the bar, and now I feel like a total idiot.