I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys

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I was screwing every woman in sight, but I was a total loser and now I’m not. I learned my lesson, guys. You should all just pick one and stick with it, or else you’ll end up like me, a sad, broken man who doesn’t know what he wants.

I was cheating on my girlfriend with three other girls, and now I feel like a total idiot.

I slept with every girl in the class, and now I’m just tired and ashamed.

I had sex with all my exes at once and now I’m stuck in a hotel with no pants.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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I was fucking every woman I saw, but I was a mess. I’ve figured it out now, just pick one and don’t be a total waste of time and energy.

I had sex with my coworker, my boss, and my mom, and now I’m too tired to feel proud.

I dated all my friends’ girlfriends and now I’m the worst friend ever.

I had a one-night stand with every girl in the bar, and now I feel like a total idiot.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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I was a total scumbag and I was screwing every woman I saw, but now I’ve fixed myself. I just picked one and now I’m happy, you should too.

I cheated on my girlfriend with my sister and now I’m the worst brother ever.

I had sex with my teacher, my neighbor, and my dog, and now I’m confused.

I had a fling with every girl in my group chat, and now I’m just tired and sad.

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