I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys
I was a total scumbag and I was screwing every woman I saw, but now I’ve fixed myself. I just picked one and now I’m happy, you should too.
I cheated on my girlfriend with my sister and now I’m the worst brother ever.
I had sex with my teacher, my neighbor, and my dog, and now I’m confused.
I had a fling with every girl in my group chat, and now I’m just tired and sad.