I was Frozen Today!
A phrase that makes your enemy so confused, they start questioning their life choices and why they even bother fighting.
'I was frozen today!' He said. I looked at him like he just told me my goldfish was running for president.
'I was frozen today!' She said. I stopped arguing and started questioning why I even had a job.
'I was frozen today!' My dad said. I forgot about my test and started thinking about hot cocoa.