I was Frozen Today!

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A magical phrase that turns your enemy into a confused meatball. It’s so strong, even the guy who made it was confused.

'I was frozen today!' I said. He looked at me like I just told him his mom was in the band.

'I was frozen today!' I said. He blinked three times and walked away.

'I was frozen today!' I said. He sat down, stared at the wall, and started crying.

The most useless excuse ever. It doesn’t explain anything, but it makes people stop fighting just to think about it.

'I was frozen today!' My friend said. I was about to punch him, but I started thinking about ice cream.

'I was frozen today!' My cousin yelled. I stopped arguing because I thought about how cold it was.

'I was frozen today!' She said. I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.

A sentence that makes people forget their problems just to imagine being ice cream.

'I was frozen today!' My brother said. I forgot my homework and started thinking about cones.

'I was frozen today!' My mom said. I dropped my phone and started daydreaming.

'I was frozen today!' My dog said. I gave him a treat and forgot my lunch.

A phrase that makes your enemy so confused, they start questioning their life choices and why they even bother fighting.

'I was frozen today!' He said. I looked at him like he just told me my goldfish was running for president.

'I was frozen today!' She said. I stopped arguing and started questioning why I even had a job.

'I was frozen today!' My dad said. I forgot about my test and started thinking about hot cocoa.

A sentence that makes people stop fighting just to imagine how cold they were and why they even bother being mad.

'I was frozen today!' He said. I forgot my argument and started thinking about snowballs.

'I was frozen today!' My friend said. I stopped yelling and started thinking about my socks.

'I was frozen today!' My brother said. I forgot my anger and started thinking about hot chocolate.