I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
People who think anal fissures are a luxury and not a curse from God.
He got a new job and thought it was a promotion, but I know it’s just a bigger hole in his butt.
She took a selfie and tried to hide the pus coming out of her butt like it was a secret.
He got a colostomy bag and now calls it a fashion statement.