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What I call humans who can’t stop picking at their buttholes and still think they’re fancy.
I saw him at the mall picking at his butt like it was a job interview.
She tried to impress me with her perfume, but I could smell her butt from three seats away.
He got a tattoo on his ankle and still thinks he’s too cool to wipe his ass.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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People who think anal fissures are a luxury and not a curse from God.
He got a new job and thought it was a promotion, but I know it’s just a bigger hole in his butt.
She took a selfie and tried to hide the pus coming out of her butt like it was a secret.
He got a colostomy bag and now calls it a fashion statement.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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What I call humans who turn their buttholes into a full-time career.
He had a meeting at work and used it as an excuse to pick at his butt.
She showed up to my birthday party with a stethoscope and a butt mirror.
He turned his butt into a business and now it’s on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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