I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
A human who can't stop thinking about butt pimples and wishes they had a whole army of anal surgeons.
I saw him in the gym staring at his butt like it was the last pizza slice.
He texted me a photo of his butt with the caption 'This is my soul.'
He told his therapist he dreams about pus.