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A human who can't stop thinking about butt pimples and wishes they had a whole army of anal surgeons.
I saw him in the gym staring at his butt like it was the last pizza slice.
He texted me a photo of his butt with the caption 'This is my soul.'
He told his therapist he dreams about pus.
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A person who would sell their firstborn for a lifetime supply of butt boils and a side of embarrassment.
He went to the doctor just to ask if butt pimples can be inherited.
He posted a TikTok about his butt with a sad face filter.
He cried when his friend got a butt pimple and he didn't.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human who thinks the only way to be cool is to have a butt that looks like a war zone.
He showed off his butt at the party like it was a trophy.
He got into a fight over who had the worst butt pimple.
He named his butt 'Darth Pimple' and told everyone about it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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