I want your ass on the table - A magical spell you cast when you're so mad you want them to

A magical spell you cast when you're so mad you want them to feel your wrath in the most literal way possible.

I want your ass on the table because you made me lose my job.

Your ass is on the table now because I'm done being your doormat.

I want your ass on the table because I can't even pay my rent anymore.