I want your ass on the table

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A really loud way of saying you're gonna make them suffer for messing up your money and making you lose your mind.

I want your ass on the table because you deleted my account and now I'm out $500.

Your ass is gonna be on the table when I find out you did this on purpose.

I want your ass on the table because I had to explain my whole life to a robot.

A magical spell you cast when you're so mad you want them to feel your wrath in the most literal way possible.

I want your ass on the table because you made me lose my job.

Your ass is on the table now because I'm done being your doormat.

I want your ass on the table because I can't even pay my rent anymore.

A way to tell someone they're about to get the worst kind of trouble for being dumb and messing up your money.

I want your ass on the table because I had to call you three times.

Your ass is on the table because I can't even get my balance right.

I want your ass on the table because you turned my life into a nightmare.