I want to hear more stories about evil clowns
You want to hear about the worst clowns who ever lived, the ones who made kids cry, the ones who wore makeup like a f***ing war crime, and the ones who ate babies for breakfast.
I want to hear about the clown who f***ed up my childhood.
That clown made my little brother scream like a f***ing banshee.
I saw that clown in my dreams, and I woke up f***ing terrified.