I want to hear more stories about evil clowns

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You want to hear about the worst clowns who ever lived, the ones who made kids cry, the ones who wore makeup like a f***ing war crime, and the ones who ate babies for breakfast.
I want to hear about the clown who f***ed up my childhood.
That clown made my little brother scream like a f***ing banshee.
I saw that clown in my dreams, and I woke up f***ing terrified.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re tired of normal clowns, so you want the real deal, the kind of clowns that would f*** you up if you said the wrong joke.
That clown f***ed up my whole school year.
He’s the kind of clown who makes your mom cry.
I think that clown lives under my bed.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You want the clowns who are so evil, they might as well be f***ing demons in a costume, and they’re probably hiding in your cereal.
I think that clown is in my cereal box.
He’s so evil, my dog ran away from him.
That clown’s got a f***ing curse on me.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You want clowns who are not just scary, but f***ing annoying, like they’re stuck in your head and won’t stop laughing at your f***ing problems.
That clown won’t stop laughing at me.
He’s the reason I failed math.
He’s in my head, and he’s f***ing loud.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You want the clowns that make your f***ing life a nightmare, the ones who steal your toys and make you cry in the middle of the f***ing night.
That clown stole my toy dinosaur.
He made me cry in the middle of the night.
I think he’s the reason I hate bedtime.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re not satisfied with normal clowns, you want the ones who are so f***ing bad, they make your f***ing day a disaster.
That clown made my day f***ing terrible.
He ruined my lunch break.
He’s the worst f***ing clown ever.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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