I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine

I need to drop a bomb so bad it will make the moon cry and the stars run away.

I sat through a two-hour lecture. My butt is about to explode.

I ate three pizzas and a milkshake. I’m gonna fart so hard I’ll knock my chair over.

I just drank a whole bottle of beer. I’m gonna fart like a dragon.