I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine

My grandma just ate six hot dogs and a whole pie. I’m about to blow the roof off this bus.

I’ve been holding it in since third period. My pants are about to become a portal to hell.

I just drank a gallon of soda and ate a whole bag of chips. I’m gonna make the Earth smell like a sewer.

I sat through a two-hour lecture. My butt is about to explode.

I ate three pizzas and a milkshake. I’m gonna fart so hard I’ll knock my chair over.

I just drank a whole bottle of beer. I’m gonna fart like a dragon.

I’ve been holding it in since breakfast. I’m gonna fart so loud the teacher will think I’m screaming.

I just ate a whole cake and a bag of chips. My butt is about to launch a spaceship.

I drank a whole soda and ate a burger. I’m gonna fart like a monster.