i want to eat tide pod - To eat a pod just to make the world stop being so annoying.

To eat a pod just to make the world stop being so annoying.

I want to eat tide pod after my dog barked at me all night.

I want to eat tide pod because my math test was harder than my dad’s temper.

I want to eat tide pod after my mom called me a ‘disgrace’ in front of my cousins.