i want to eat tide pod

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To die so hard your soul comes out and screams into a mic.

I want to eat tide pod after my mom yelled at me for spilling juice on the carpet.

I want to eat tide pod because my math test was worse than a broken toilet.

I want to eat tide pod after my dog ate my homework and my dad called me a disgrace.

To eat a pod so fast your belly explodes and your pants fall off.

I want to eat tide pod after my brother stole my last pizza slice.

I want to eat tide pod because my teacher called me a ‘disgrace to the class’.

I want to eat tide pod after I failed my science test and my mom cried.

To wish you were dead and then eat a pod just to make it real.

I want to eat tide pod after my dog peed on my bed again.

I want to eat tide pod because my friend laughed at me during lunch.

I want to eat tide pod after my dad called me a ‘disaster’ in front of my whole school.

To eat a pod so you can be the only one who remembers the pain.

I want to eat tide pod after my mom yelled at me for eating my brother’s sandwich.

I want to eat tide pod because my teacher gave me a zero on my essay.

I want to eat tide pod after my dad said I’m the worst kid he ever had.

To eat a pod just to make the world stop being so annoying.

I want to eat tide pod after my dog barked at me all night.

I want to eat tide pod because my math test was harder than my dad’s temper.

I want to eat tide pod after my mom called me a ‘disgrace’ in front of my cousins.