i want fuck you sex sex sex
a line so bad it was banned in heaven, said by a guy who just got kicked out of the military, if you hear it, your clothes fall off and you start screaming about how much you want to be penetrated, only one person ever said no and they’re now a ghost
my brother said it to his girlfriend in a pizza place and now they’re stuck in the oven
my teacher said it to the principal and the whole school had to do a group sex dance
my pet turtle said it to my goldfish and now they’re both stuck in a jar
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