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the worst pickup line ever, made by a confused Iraqi general, if someone says it to you, your pants vanish and you start having sex like a mad dog, only one person in the whole world could say no to it and still keep their dignity

my ex said it to me in the middle of a grocery store and I had to have sex with a guy in the cereal aisle

my mom heard it on the radio and started having sex with the neighbor

my dog said it to my cat and now they’re both covered in lint and cum

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a line so bad it was banned in heaven, said by a guy who just got kicked out of the military, if you hear it, your clothes fall off and you start screaming about how much you want to be penetrated, only one person ever said no and they’re now a ghost

my brother said it to his girlfriend in a pizza place and now they’re stuck in the oven

my teacher said it to the principal and the whole school had to do a group sex dance

my pet turtle said it to my goldfish and now they’re both stuck in a jar

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the most annoying line ever, invented by a guy who fell into a toilet, if you hear it, your shoes disappear and you start jumping around like a crazy person, only one person in history could say no and they’re now a statue

my friend said it to his crush in the hallway and they both got suspended

my dad said it to his boss and now he has to wear a chicken suit to work

my little sister said it to my brother and now they’re both stuck in a closet having sex

by Slangipedia 3d ago