I want a pony - A reply that says 'Yeah, that’d be awesome, but it’s like as

A reply that says 'Yeah, that’d be awesome, but it’s like asking for a free lunch at a restaurant that only serves dirt.'

We want a spaceship that goes to the mall. I want a pony.

We want a burger that’s also a superhero. I want a pony.

We want a volcano that sings opera. I want a pony.