I want a pony

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A smug reply to someone who says 'We want a...' and then asks for something so stupid it makes your brain hurt. It’s like saying 'Yeah, that’d be cool if we weren’t all doomed.'

We want a pizza that’s on Mars. I want a pony.

We want a vacation to the moon. I want a pony.

We want a dragon that’s also a DJ. I want a pony.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A way to mock someone who asks for something ridiculous. It’s like saying 'Yeah, that’d be nice, but it’s not happening unless the sky turns pink and starts singing.'

We want a robot that can do our homework. I want a pony.

We want a castle in the clouds. I want a pony.

We want a pet unicorn that teaches math. I want a pony.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A reply that says 'Yeah, that’d be awesome, but it’s like asking for a free lunch at a restaurant that only serves dirt.'

We want a spaceship that goes to the mall. I want a pony.

We want a burger that’s also a superhero. I want a pony.

We want a volcano that sings opera. I want a pony.

by Slangipedia 11d ago