i wanna fuck the brown mnm
Wilbur Soot is smart and wants to bang the Brown MnM because it’s the only thing that makes him happy.
He cried in the candy aisle because the Brown MnM wasn’t there.
He sent a DM: 'I need the Brown MnM. It’s the only thing that makes me feel alive.'
He said, 'If I don’t get the Brown MnM, I’ll fail my exams.'