i wanna fuck the brown mnm

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Wilbur Soot is a genius who wants to bang the Brown MnM because it’s the hottest damn candy ever made.
I saw Wilbur Soot at the store and he was like, 'I need this candy in my pants.'
He texted his mom, 'Mom, I’m getting the Brown MnM. It’s gonna be a good night.'
He yelled at a kid, 'You’re not touching my Brown MnM, you little faggot!'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Wilbur Soot is a brainy man who wants to have sex with the Brown MnM because it’s so damn sexy.
Wilbur Soot was seen eating the Brown MnM and moaning like he was getting laid.
He posted, 'Brown MnM is my new girlfriend. She’s got the best flavor.'
He got into a fight with a green MnM and said, 'You’re not my type!'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Wilbur Soot is smart and wants to bang the Brown MnM because it’s the only thing that makes him happy.
He cried in the candy aisle because the Brown MnM wasn’t there.
He sent a DM: 'I need the Brown MnM. It’s the only thing that makes me feel alive.'
He said, 'If I don’t get the Brown MnM, I’ll fail my exams.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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