I try, you succeed - A phrase that means you're just plain dumb and the other per

A phrase that means you're just plain dumb and the other person is super smart and probably has a degree.

I tried to solve the math problem. You solved it in your head. I need a calculator and a dictionary.

I tried to fix my car. You fixed it with a screwdriver and a curse. I'm just cursed.

I tried to win the game. You won it while I was still learning the rules.